What’s the ugliest regular issue United States coin?
Everybody has his favorite candidate for prettiest U.S. coin, with
the Saint-Gaudens gold $20 double eagle often coming in at the top.
When collectors start talking about the ugliest coin, the
knee-jerk reaction is the Anthony dollar of 1979 to 1981 and 1999, but
I think that selection is unfair.
Many reasons exist to hate the coin, ranging from its awkward size
to the fact that Ms. Anthony was no beauty. But U.S. Mint Chief
Engraver Frank Gasparro did a great job with what he had to work with.
The U.S. Mint has issued worse-looking coins, starting with all of
the Presidential dollars.
Presidential dollars just don’t look like coins to me. They look
like those cheesy presidential medals that gas stations used to give
away in the days when a dollar would buy enough fuel for a date night.
The presidential portraits on the coins, limited to very shallow
relief, are no more than workmanlike. The common reverse, especially
with the denomination stated as “$1” instead of the more stately “One
Dollar,” looks like a casino chip. And any coin that doesn’t have a
date on the obverse just isn’t a coin to me at all.
The “spaghetti hair” Washington used as an obverse of the State
quarter dollar series, ranks way up there on the ugly coin list, too.
Trying to comb the mats and moths out of Washington’s hair, Mint
engravers took a dental drill to the man’s scalp and drew tons of
wriggly lines that look more like pasta than hair. To me the hair
resembles a maze, and I keep trying to trace my way out.
The Lincoln, Shield cent comes in next. The Mint took a shield,
for no good reason, and placed the denomination on a scroll in front
of it. Scrolls are used to proclaim things like “In God We Trust” or
“E Pluribus Unum,” but should not to do something as pedestrian as
give the denomination on a cent.
With all the country’s great history, this insipid Shield design
is worse than ugly. It doesn’t say anything. It’s what you put on a
coin when you have no ideas at all and don’t want to leave it blank.
It was especially disappointing coming on the heels of the
wonderfully detailed reverses on the 2009 Lincoln Bicentennial coins.
The Barber dime, quarter dollar and half dollar come in next, with
the obverse design getting uglier the larger it gets. I know it’s
supposed to be Liberty wearing a freedom cap and laurel wreath. To me,
she looks like a he, and the liberty cap looks like a baker’s hat. I
think the part of him/her below the head, the part you can’t see, is a
man throwing pizza dough.
These are my picks. What are yours? Send an email to me at email@example.com.
Gerald Tebben is editor of the Central States Numismatic Society’s Centinel.